《老友记》第一季经典台词(4)

《老友记》第一季经典台词

　　Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

　　Chandler：有时我希望我是一个同性恋(他们都注视着他)，我刚才说的很大声吗?

　　Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

　　Ross：我昨晚告诉了爸爸妈妈，他们看起来还好。

　　Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?

　　Monica：哦?真的吗?那么凌晨三点一个歇斯底里的女人打来的电话(hysterical 歇斯底里;sobbing )“我的孙子没了，我的孙子没了”这是怎么回事?打错电话了吗?

　　Ross: Sorry.

　　Ross：对不起。

　　Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain (痛苦)right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

　　Joey：好吧Ross，听着，你现在正感到非常痛苦，现在，你很生气，你很受伤，我能告诉你解决的方法吗?

　　(Ross gestures his consent.)

　　(Ross 的姿势表示赞同)

　　Joey: Strip(剥去) joint(接缝处) ! C'mon, you're single! Have somehormones(荷尔蒙) !

　　Joey：(Strip joint 这里指脱衣舞会)!来吧，你是单身，有性趣求!

　　Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

　　Ross：我并不想变成单身的，明白吗?我只是……我只是想重新结婚。

　　(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)

　　((这时候，正巧)Rachel穿着婚纱走进来，并且在房间里到处寻找)

　　Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

　　Chandler：而我只是想要一百万元!(他张开双手希望获得)

　　按：这个场景真的很好笑。Ross说想在结婚，马上从门外进来一个穿着婚纱的美女，而Chandler立即开始祈求得到一百万美元。

　　Monica: Rachel?!

　　Monica：Rachel?!

　　Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

　　Rachel：喔，上帝啊!你好!Monica，感谢上帝!我刚才去你家但是比不在那里，有个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里，你真的在这里，真的在这里!