从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面学习啦小编为大家带来幽默英文小故事，欢迎大家阅读!

　　幽默英文小故事1：

　　One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

　　一天，苏在打扫床底下的时候，发现了一个小盒子。出于好奇，她把它打开，发现里面有3个鸡蛋和一万块钱。她感觉有些可疑，就找结了婚20年的丈夫质问。

　　"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

　　弗兰克说：“哦，那个啊，每欺骗你一次，我就放一个鸡蛋到盒子里。”苏虽然对此有点不开心，不过想到20年间才欺骗她3次，也不算很糟糕了。

　　"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

　　“但是那一万块钱是怎么会是?”

　　"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

　　“每当我攒够了12个鸡蛋，我就把它们卖了。”

　　幽默英文小故事2：

　　"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

　　"妈妈,我的乌龟死了,"小男孩默丁伸出手里的乌龟给妈妈看,悲伤地对她说.

　　The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.

　　妈妈亲了一下他的头,说:"没关系.我们用纸巾把它包起来,放到小盒子里,再到后院举行一个小葬礼.然后我们就去吃冰激凌,再买给你一个新宠物."

　　I don't want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."

　　"我不希望你..."妈妈的声音变小了,因为她发现乌龟在动."默丁, 你的乌龟根本没死."

　　"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".

　　"哦,"想着冰激凌和新宠物的男孩失望起来,"我能弄死它吗?"

　　幽默英文小故事3：

　　A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

　　一位年轻人请教一位十分有钱的老人如何变得如此富有。

　　The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.

　　老人抚摸着身上的精纺羊毛衫说：“孩子啊，1932年，全国经济大萧条，当时我身上只有一个五分镍币。”

　　"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.

　　“我用这仅有的五分钱投资买了一个苹果，然后用了一整天的时间来擦它，到了晚上的时候，我把这只苹果卖掉了，卖了10分钱。”

　　"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of class="main">