幽默经典的英语笑话 带翻译

　　学习英语可以是一个枯燥的过程，也可以是一个有趣的过程。小编在此献上搞笑的英语笑话，希望对大家有所帮助。

　　英语幽默小笑话：安眠药

　　Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

　　鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

　　Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble abetting up this morning."

　　星期天晚上鲍勃呼了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了。他到了办公室，溜达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”

　　“That's fine” roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

　　“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?”

　　英语幽默小笑话：让我教你

　　A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

　　家超市雇用了一个年轻人，他第一天上班报到。

　　The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

　　经理热情地欢迎了他，和他握手微笑，之后递给他一把扫帚说，“你的第一份工作是打扫商店。”

　　“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

　　“但是，我是名大学毕业生，”年轻人愤怒地回答道。

　　"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom—I' 11 show you how."

　　“噢，对不起。我没注意，”经理说。“来，把扫帚给我—我教你如何做。”

　　英语幽默小笑话：我不能走

　　There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through,there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked up to the man and said, "Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room." "Oh! Don't mention it!" replied the man, "I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."

　　一大批人在开会。最开始，发言的人讲得很有趣，但时间慢慢地过去，他变得很沉闷。最后，当他讲完的时候，只有一个人坐在大房间里。发言者走上前去，对他说，“其他所有人都走了，而你却听到最后，谢谢你。”“哦!别客气!”那人回答说，“我不能走，因为我是下一位发言者。”