有关律师的英语幽默故事

有关律师的英语幽默故事

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是学习啦小编为大家带来有关律师的英语幽默故事，希望大家喜欢!

　　有关律师的英语幽默故事：唯物主义的律师

　　A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,

　　有一位律师打开他的 BMW 座车车门，

　　when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.

　　当时刚好有一辆车子突然驶来撞上车门，而且把它完全给扯了下来。

　　When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

　　当警察到达现场的时候，这名律师正在对他的昂贵BMW座车所受到的损害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他满腹牢骚的向警察嘀咕说：

　　"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.

　　“警官，你瞧瞧他们对我的 BMW所干韵好事啦!”

　　"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,

　　这名警官却回嘴说，“ 你们这些律师实在太唯物主义了，你真让我觉得恶心!”

　　"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

　　“你竟然这么担心你一的笨BMW车子，却没注意到你的左手臂被扯断了”

　　"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,"Where's my Rolex?!"

　　这名律师最后注意到流着血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之处，他回答说：“哦，我的天哪!我的劳动士手表在哪里呀?”

　　有关律师的英语幽默故事：肉商与律师

　　有一只狗，跑进一家肉店把一块烤肉从台子上抢走。

　　A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.

　　很幸运地，肉商辨认出’这只狗是属于他邻居的。

　　Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.

　　这位邻居碰巧又是一位律师。

　　The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

　　这起窃盗激怒了这位肉商。于是他就打电话给他的邻居说：

　　Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,

　　“喂，如果你的狗儿从我的肉店偷走了一块烤肉，你会为这块肉的损失费用负责任吗?”

　　"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of the meat?"

　　这名律师回答说：“当然会呀，这块烤肉多少钱呢?”

　　The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"

　　“八元。”几天后，这位肉商收到一封邮件，里面有一张八元的支票。

　　"."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for .

　　这张支票却附上了一张发票，上面写着：

　　Attached to it was an invoice that read:

　　“法律咨询服务 ：一百五十元。”

　　Legal Consultation Service:0.

　　有关律师的英语幽默故事：律师的儿子

　　The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father'sfootsteps,

　　律师的儿子想要继承他老爸的衣钵，

　　so he went to law school.

　　因此他就去读法学院。

　　He graduated with honors,and then went home to join his father's firm.

　　他以优异成绩毕业，然后返家加入他老爸的公司，

　　At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office,and said,

　　就在他上班的第一天要结柬之际，他急忙地冲进他老爸的办公室说：

　　"Father,father,in one day I broke the car accident case that you have been working on for ten years!"

　　“老爸，老爸，我一天就破了你办了十年的车祸案件!”

　　His father responded:"You idiot,our company lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"

　　他的老爸响应说：“你这个小白痴，我们公司就是依靠那个案件的资金才生存了十年呀!”