英语幽默的有趣小笑话
在开心轻松的氛围中学习知识。今天小编就给大家分享一下英语的笑话，大家可以阅读一下笑起来
两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
我的狗不识字
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
谁欠谁钱
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.
律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块 烤肉。店主来到律师的办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗?律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我 8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上写 道：咨询费250美元。
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