经典简单儿童英语笑话
英语的笑话是从生活里流出来的。下面小编今天就给大家分享一下英语的笑话给大家看看，欢迎大家阅读
我没法煮它
It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.
At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.
我没法煮它
这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”猫小姐高兴地喊着。
鱼被拉出来了。“啊!一条大鱼!这条大鱼可真大呀!”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。
这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了?” “因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。
Two hugs两个拥抱
One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug.
有一天天气闷热，我将冰淇淋舀进锥筒，告诉我的四个小孩，他们可以从我这里用拥抱“购买”一筒。
Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases.
于是，孩子们马上排起了队来购买。
The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced back outside.
较小的三个孩子每人很快的抱了我一下，抓过冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。
But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs.
最后轮到排在队尾十年的大儿子来“买”冰淇淋时，
"Keep the changes," he said with a smile.
他拥抱了我二下。“不用找了，”他笑着说。
I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already!
真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远!
A big battle was going on during the First World War.
第一次世界大战期间，一场大战役正在进行。
Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.
枪炮轰鸣，子弹横飞。
After an hour of this, one of the soldier decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him,
这样持续了一小时后，有个士兵认为战斗太危险了，
so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle.
所以他离开前线，开始逃离战场。
After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him.
走了一个小时后，他看见一个军官朝他走过来。
The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?"
军官拦住他，问道：“你到哪儿去?”
"I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir." the soldier answered.
“长官，我正尽力躲开身后正在进行的战斗。”士兵回答说。
"Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angerly. "I'm your commanding officer."
“你知道我是谁吗?”军官生气地说：“我是你们的指挥官。”
The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!"
士兵听了十分惊讶地说：“天哪，真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远!”
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