少儿英语幽默小笑话翻译
笑话是一个汉语词汇，拼音是xiào hua，意思是引人发笑的话或事情，下面小编今天就给大家分享一下英语的笑话给大家看看，一起来笑一笑吧
误会
Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?”
Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup.”
Susan says, “Don’t worry. I can repair it.”
Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You?”
“Yes. Believe me! Where is it?” Susan answers.
“Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it?” Mark takes out his cuo.
误会
马克最喜欢的杯子了，他很不开心。苏珊看见了就问他：“你看上去不太开心。怎么了?”
苏珊说：“别担心。我会补好它的。”
马克听了感到奇怪，就问她：“补?你会补?真的吗?”
“没错。相信我。在哪里呢?”苏珊说。
“这儿。我的cup破了。你确信补好它吗?”马克拿出了杯子。
“cup? 你以为是cap.”苏珊说道。说完他俩都笑了。
说谎
Tell a lie
Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多?”
维克多：“我要那只最大的。”
妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。”
维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗?”
我不想争论
I Don't Like an Argument 我不想争论
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?
It's round, answered Gerald.
How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.
All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!
杰拉尔德，老师问：地球是什么形状?
是圆形的，杰拉尔德回答道。
你怎么知道是圆的?老师又问。
好吧，那它是方的，学生回答说：我可不想与你争论这件事情。
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