儿童英语幽默笑话故事
学习英语枯燥乏味了?下面小编今天就给大家分享一下英语的笑话给大家看看，一起笑起来吧
好孩子A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered。
"You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly。
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
”昨天给你的钱干什幺了?“
”我给了一个可怜的老太婆，“他回答说。
”你真是个好孩子，“妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那幺感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
谁的爸爸更强壮
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger。
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"
维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗? 那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”
比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。你知道死海吗? 那是我爸爸打死的。”
大脑袋Big Head
“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”
“Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where's the shopping bag?”
“I haven't got one,use your hat.”
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”
“购物袋在哪?”
“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
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