英语儿童笑话大全阅读
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英语笑话一
The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said,“Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you?”
警官正在给他的连队上一堂战斗课，他问：“约瑟，假如你看到有700名敌兵正朝你冲过来，你会怎么办?“
Jose said,“I would shoot them all with my rifle.”
约瑟说：“我会用我的枪打死他们。”
The sergeant asked,“On the fight you see 400 enemy soldiers charging at you. What would you do?”
警官问：“你看到你的右方有400名敌兵正向你扑过来，你会怎么办?”
Jose said,“I would shoot them with my rifle.”
约瑟说：“我会用我的枪打死他们。”
The sergeant continued, “Okay! On your left, Jose, you notice 1,000 enemy soldiers heading straight at you. What would you do?”
警官继续说：“很好，约瑟，你注意到你的左方有1,000名敌兵正直冲你奔来，你会怎么办?”
Jose answered.“I would shoot them all with my rifle.”
约瑟又回答：“我会用我的枪打死他们。”
The sergeant yelled,“Just a minute, Jose. Where are you getting all those bullets?”
警官大叫：“稍等，约瑟，你是从哪里得到这些子弹的?”
The soldier smiled and said, “Where are you getting all those enemy soldiers in the same place?”
英语笑话二
Two Americans were traveling in Spain.
两个美国人在西班牙旅游。
One morning they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not know English. They wanted him to understand that they wanted some milk and sandwiches
.一天上午，他们走进一家小餐馆吃午饭。他们不会说西班牙语，侍者也不会说英语。他们想让侍者知道他们想要点一些牛奶和三明治。
At first they pronounced the word “milk” many times. Then they spelled it. But the waiter could not understand them.
起初，他们说了好多次“牛奶”，接着又写了下来，而侍者还是不明白他们说的是什么。
At last one of them took a piece of paper and began to draw a cow. He was finishing xiaogushi8.com his drawing, when the waiter looked at it and ran out of the restaurant. “Do you see,” said one of the travelers, “what a pencil can do for a man who has difficulties in a foreign country?”
最后，其中一个人拿出一张纸，画了一头牛。画完后，侍者看了一眼，便跑了出去。“看到了吧，”其中的一个人说道，“一支铅笔对一个身在国外并遇到困难的人来说是多么重要!”
The waiter was back again some time after, but he brought no milk.
不一会儿，侍者回来了，不过拿的却不是牛奶。
He put down in front of the two men tickets for a bullfight.
他在这两个人面前放了两张斗牛的表演票。
英语笑话三
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
乔治今年35岁了，他买了一架小型飞机，开始学习驾驶。他很快就掌握了飞机的驾驶技巧，并可以做出各种各样的特技飞行。
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark xiaogushi8.com thought, “I’ve traveled in a big plane several times, but I’ve never been in a small one, so I’ll go.”
乔治有位朋友叫马克。一天，乔治主动邀请马克来乘坐他的飞机。马克心里琢磨：“我曾乘坐过好几次大客机，还从来没乘坐过小飞机，我应该去体验一下。”
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
飞机升空后半个小时左右，乔治在空中展示了各种各样的飞行特技。
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his xiaogushi8.com friend in a shaking voice, “Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane.”
最后，当他们再次安全地回到地面后，马克显得十分激动。他用颤抖的声音说道：“乔治，非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做的两次飞行。”
George was very surprised and said, “two trips?”
乔治听了，非常吃惊地问：“两次飞行?”
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