最新外国趣味笑话

最新外国趣味笑话

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　　外国最新趣味笑话：感觉很好

　　Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe.

　　农夫乔起诉一家货运公司在一场交通事故中给他带来了接连的病痛。在法庭上，公司的律师询问乔。

　　"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident,’ I' m fine?”’ asked the lawyer.

　　“在事故现场，你不是说你感觉很好吗?”律师问。

　　Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I’11 tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the. . .”

　　乔回答说:“那我就告诉你事情的经过，我刚把我心爱的骡子贝西赶进……

　　"I didn't ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, `I' m fine'?”

　　“我没有问你细节。”律师打断了乔，“请回答我的问题，在事故现场，你不是说你感觉很好吗?”

　　Farmer Joe continued, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road. . .”

　　乔接着说:“对，我把贝西赶进拖车里，驾着车在路上走……”

　　The lawyer interrupted again and said，"Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman said that he was just fine. Now, several months after the accident, he is suing my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

　　律师再一次打断他说:“法官，我要的是事实，在事故现场，这个人告诉巡警他感觉很好，可是现在事故发生几个月了，他却起诉我的当事人。我认为他是在骗人，请您让他简练地回答问题。”

　　But the judge was interested in Farmer Joe's story and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his mule,! Bessie.”，

　　可是法官却对乔的故事很感兴趣，他对律师说:“我很想听听他讲那条骡子贝西的事。”

　　Joe thanked the judge and proceeded. "Well，as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie，my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi一truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.

　　“乔向法官表示感谢，接着讲，“正如我刚才所说，我把我的骡子—贝西赶进了拖车，驾着车行驶在高速公路上，这时一辆挂着拖车的大型卡车闯过了红灯，把我的小卡车撞到了一旁。

　　"I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear Bessie was moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.”

　　我被甩到了一个水沟里，贝西被甩进了另一个水沟里，我全身痛得不能动，这时我听到了贝西在低声的叫，我从它的叫声听出它的情况很糟糕。

　　"Shortly after the accident, a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said: `Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?”’

　　“事故发生后不一会儿，高速公路巡警便赶到了现场，警察听见贝西的叫声，朝它走过去，他看了看贝西，掏出了手枪，朝它的两眼间射了一枪，警察举着枪过马路向我走来，他说:你的骡子的情况很糟，所以我射死了它，那么你现在“感觉如何呢?”

　　外国最新趣味笑话：关于技术支持的真实故事

　　A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows?"

　　一位女士给佳能服务部门打电话说她的打印机出了些问题，技术人员说:“你是在窗口(指视窗操作系统)下运行的吗?”

　　The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window，and his is working fine.”

　　女士回答说:“不，我的桌子在门的旁边，不过你说的对，坐在我旁边隔间的那个男的是在窗户下面，他的打印机工作得很正常。”

　　Tech Support; "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"

　　技术支持:“您的硬盘还有多大的空间?”

　　Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"

　　顾客:“我的太太很喜欢上英特网，她下载了10个小时的空白空间，这够了吗?”

　　外国最新趣味笑话：找妻子

　　A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,” You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

　　在超市里，一个男的朝一个非常漂亮的女士走过去，并对他说:“你知道吗?我和我的妻子在超市走散了，你能和我说几分钟话吗?”

　　“why?”

　　“为什么?”

　　"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

　　“因为每当我和漂亮女士说话的时候，我太太就会不知从哪儿钻了出来。”