英语笑话之童言童语
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英语笑话一则
都不是
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"
"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."
正值当地竞选时期，候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。
候选人来到了一家门口，一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我，年轻人，”候选人问道，“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党?”
“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”
英语笑话二则
A boy followed his father to enter the garage with the cars fully parked.
男孩跟着父亲走进停满小轿车的车库。
He said to his father, "Papa, it must be an auto kindergarten here?"
他对父亲说：“爸爸，这里一定是汽车幼儿园吧?”
英语笑话三则
Son:"Why are the hen's legs so short?"
儿子：“为什么母鸡的腿那么短?”
Dad:"You are a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?"
父亲：“你真笨。如果母鸡的腿很长，它们下蛋时，鸡蛋不就都摔破了吗?”
英语笑话四则
Two boys are talking with each other.
两个孩子正在交谈。
"You see, in the old times there were no electricity, no radios, no televisions. How could our ancestors survive?"
“你想，古代没有电，没有收音机，也没有电视。我们的祖先怎么能活着呢?”
"So they all died."
“所以他们都死了。”
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