英语经典笑话5篇

　　下面是学习啦小编整理的英语经典笑话，欢迎大家阅读!

　　英语经典笑话：CD Player

　　While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?

　　That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.

　　In other words this CD player plays CDs.

　　Exactly.

　　CD唱机

　　在购买我的第一部CD唱机时，我能够解读推销标记上面的大多数技术语言。但是有一个标示却让我颇为迷惑，于是我叫过销售商，问道：‘混合脉冲D/A变换器’是什么意思?

　　它的意思是，她说，这个机器能够读CD碟上加码的数字信息，将它转换成声音信息-也就是说，转换成音乐。

　　换句话说，这个CD唱机能够播放CD碟。

　　正是如此。

　　英语经典笑话：Too Smart for Dad

　　Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?

　　You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you.

　　The father muttered, Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!

　　青出于蓝

　　小伙子，父亲在楼梯口板着脸说道，闹钟敲了四下，你才把我女儿带回来，我没听错吧?

　　是的，男孩承认说，闹钟本来是要敲11下，但我拽住了钟摆，以免影响您。

　　父亲低咕道：奇怪，我谈恋爱时怎么没想到这一着呢!

　　英语经典笑话：

　　Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.

　　One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.

　　After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

　　从前，有个人很富有，但他不识字。 一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一头公牛，便写了个条，让仆人送到富人那里。

　　仆人把条子给了富人。富人便假装看了一会儿，然后说道：好啦，我知道了。回去告诉你的主人，我马上自己过去。

　　英语经典笑话：

　　Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.

　　我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。没叫醒他，老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。睡觉时，条上写着，你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了。英语经典笑话：死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭

　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of

　　those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

　　妻子：你瞧，根据这报上登的统计数字，那些死于肝癌的人有80%都喝酒。

　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat

　　meals.

　　丈夫：那就不错了。据我调查，所有这些人都吃饭呢。

　　英语经典笑话：我是单身汉

　　Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.

　　杰克骑车摔伤，去医院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。 杰克填好后递上表格。

　　"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."

　　“还有什么漏填的?”护士问。“有!”杰克想了想说，“我是个单身汉。”