初一的英语笑话
冷笑话不同于一般的笑话，以其独特的制笑机制，能瞬间制造出一种特殊氛围。下面是学习啦小编精心收集的初一的英语笑话，希望大家喜欢!
初一的英语笑话篇一
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit1 the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering2. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
初一的英语笑话篇二
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."
"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"
"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
初一的英语笑话篇三
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Jon?
Jon: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Jon: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!
比尔：你从哪儿弄来的金表，乔?
乔：我赛跑赢的。
比尔：有多少人参加?
乔：三个人，一个警察，手表的主人和我!
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