英语短笑话大全
英语短笑话大全
笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。下面是学习啦小编带来的英语短笑话，欢迎欣赏!
英语短笑话篇1
Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here.
老师:玛丽，你的打字有进步，这儿只有十七个错。
Mary: That's great!
玛丽:那太棒了!
Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence. . .
老师:现在我再来看看第二句……
英语短笑话篇2
A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. One day she said to him: "It is my birthday tomorrow.”
一个年轻的男子爱上了一位美丽的姑娘。一天她对他说:“明天就是我的生日了。”
"Oh,” said the young man, "I'll send you roses，one rose for each year of your life.”
“噢，我要送给你玫瑰，每一朵玫瑰都象征着你生命中所渡过的每一年。”年轻的男子说。
The same evening he went to a florist's. As he knew that the girl was twenty一two years old , he paid for twenty一two roses and asked the florist to send them to the girl the next day.
那天晚上他就去拜访了种花人。他知道那个姑娘22岁了，于是他买下了22朵玫瑰并请求种花人第二天把玫瑰给那位姑娘送去。
When the young man left the shop, the florist thought: "This young man is a very good customer. I think that my price was too high. I' 11 send ten more roses.”
年轻的男子离开了花店，种花人心里想:“这位年青人真是个心地善良的好人。我给他的价格太高了。我要多给他一些花。”
He did so. The next morning thirty-two roses were sent to the girl.
他确实是那样做的。二天清晨，种花人把犯朵玫瑰一起送给了那位女孩。
When the young man came to see her, she didn't speak to him. And he never knew why she was so angry with him.
当这位年轻的男子兴冲冲地来看望她的时候，她对他置之不理。当然，他是永远也不会知道为什么她收到玫瑰反而会生气了。
英语短笑话篇3
An old rich man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money，so that soon he had nothing left. Of course, when that happened, all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone，he went to see Mildred, who was a kind, clever old man and often helped people when they had troubles.
一个已故的老富翁留给了他的儿子一大笔财产。但是他的儿子是个愚蠢的年青人，他很快就挥霍完了所有的钱财，变得一无所有了。当然，当他变成了一个穷光蛋的时候，他所有的朋友都离他而去了。他穷困潦倒而又孤苦伶仃，于是，他去看望了米尔德里德，一个和蔼、聪明的老人，他经常帮助那些深处困境的人们。
"My money has finished and my friends have gone，”said the young man. "What will happen to me now?"
“我的钱全都花光了，我的朋友也都离开我了，”年轻人说，“我该怎么办呢?”
"Don’t worry, young man,” answered Mildred, "Everything will soon be all right again. Wait, and you will soon feel much happier.”
“不要担心，年轻人，”米尔德里德说，“一切很快就会变好的。到那时，你又将体会到快乐。”
The young man was very glad. "Am I going to get rich again then?" he asked Mildred.
年轻人听后很高兴。“你是说我还会变得富有吗?”他向米尔德里德急切地问到。
"No, I didn't mean that，”said the old man，"I meant that you would soon get used to being poor and to having no friends.”
“不，我不是那个意思。”老人说:“我的意思是你不久将会习惯这种穷困和没有朋友的生活。”
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