英语小笑话大全
英语小笑话大全
笑话能够折射出社会生活中的方方面面,而且笑话可以在说笑中蕴含着人们对于美好生活的期盼和诉求。下面是学习啦小编带来的爆笑英语小笑话，欢迎欣赏!
爆笑英语小笑话篇1
A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:
一个俄国人不停地攒钱，最后他终于可以买车了，他来到了国营百货店订汽车，却被告之:汽车io年后才会送到，于是这个男的问:
"Will it be here in the morning or the aftermoon?"
“会在上午还是下午送到?”
"Why are you concerned? It’s quite some time from now.”
“你有什么可以担心的呢?从现在起还很长的一段时间呢。”
"Because the plumber is coming in the morning.
“因为管子工会在早晨到。”
爆笑英语小笑话篇2
After a family meal one night, 3 generations of the family are sitting around chatting. A 4 year old is sitting on her grandfather's knee.
晚饭后，祖孙三代人围坐一起聊天，四岁大的孙子坐在祖父的膝盖上。
4Yo: "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"
四岁的孙子:“爷爷，你能学青蛙叫吗?”
G: "What?"
爷爷:“什么?”
4Yo: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"
四岁的孙子:“你能学青蛙叫吗?”
G: "Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?"
爷爷:“为什么想让我学青蛙叫呢?”
4Yo: "Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all go to Disneyland.”
四岁的孙子:“因为昨晚爸爸说，你像青蛙那样叫了，我们就可以去迪斯尼乐园了?”
Luckily the old man took the comment in good humor.
幸运的是，对这件事老人一笑了之。
爆笑英语小笑话篇3
Heard this morning on CNN that a lot of the Iraqi troops surrendered when, instead of the foot soldiers they were expecting, American tanks rolled in. Didn’t anybody tell them that Americans never walk anywhere they can drive?
今早从美国有线电视网中听到:当美国坦克进攻的时候，伊拉克部队投降了，因为他们原以为来的会是美国步兵。难道在这之前从来就没有人告诉过他们，美军是能开车就决不步行的吗?
爆笑英语小笑话篇4
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumbertype things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for 0.
一个医生家的水管子裂了，他叫来了一个管钳工人。工人到后，打开工具箱，在管子上弄了几下，别人也搞不清他都做了些什么，然后，就递给了医生一张600美元的帐单。
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!" The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor.”
医生问:“太可笑了，我做医生也没挣这么多钱啊!”管钳工人等着拿钱时，礼貌地说:“我当医生的时候，也没想到会这样。”
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