关于运动的英语笑话

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　　关于运动的英语笑话：运动世家

　　A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they"ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one more and I"ll be the world-champion soccer-team"s coach. The American starts laughing. He says I"ve had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and I"ll open a golf course!

　　德国人 , 英国人和美语正在一列火车上旅行。 他们变得无趣而且开始告诉彼此关于他们的家庭。 德国人说我有 4个小孩, 另外一个和他们"ll 泡一个篮球队。 英国人说哼!!那毫不，我喝 10个男孩、另外一个和我 " ll 是世界-冠军的足球 - 队 " s 教练。 美国开始笑。 他说我"ve 有 17个老婆和没有小孩!! 但是另外一个妻子和我"ll 打开一个高尔夫球场!

　　关于运动的英语笑话：运动会

　　The elder brother takes a younger brother to attend the sports games of school.While connecting a dint match a beginning, the younger brother asks:"Front why does that person run so and quickly?"

　　The elder brother answers a way:"Certainly want to run quickly, you didn't see a behind, is that person taking stick to make track for and beat him?"

　　哥哥带着弟弟去参加学校的运动会。当接力赛开始时，弟弟问：“前面那个人为什么跑得那么快?”

　　哥哥答道：“当然要快跑啦，你没有看见后面那个人正拿棍子追着要打他吗?”

　　关于运动的英语笑话：操劳不丧身，忧愁愁煞人。

　　This story is about another five doctor who went duck hunting one day.These five doctors were a general practice physician，a pediatri-cian,a psychiatrist，a surgeon and a pathologist.

　　这个故事是关于另外5个医生的故事，一天他们去打野鸭，这五个医生包括一个全科医生、一个儿科医生、一个精神病医生、一个外科医生和病理学家。

　　A:Look，a bird is coming winging overhead.

　　看，一只鸟在头顶飞过。

　　B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?

　　你为什么举起枪又犹豫了呢?

　　A:I am not quite sure it's a duck，I think that I will have to get a second opinion，but the bird was long gone.

　　我不敢肯定那是不是鸭子，我想我必须听听另一医生的诊断意见。但这时鸟飞走了。

　　B:Look!Another duck.

　　看!另一只鸭子。

　　C:Why don't you shoot at it?

　　你为什么不打它?

　　B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides，it might have babies，I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.

　　(喃喃自语)我也不能肯定那是不是鸭子。并且那只鸟可能还怀着小鸟，我必须作进一步调查。

　　C:But the creature make good its escape.

　　但是那家伙从容不迫地逃脱了。

　　(Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.Shotgun shouldered，he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.

　　然后，是眼尖的精神病医生看到了飞鸟。用肩顶住枪托，他比其他人更清楚自己瞄准的猎物是什么。)

　　D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?

　　既然你知道那是只鸭子你还犹豫什么?

　　C:Now，I know it's a duck，but does it know it's a duck?

　　是啊，现在我知道那是只鸭子，可它自己知道吗?

　　(Finally，a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.

　　最后，第四只鸭子快速地飞过。这次是外科医生把猎枪对准了天空。“嘣”一声枪响，外科医生放下枪口还在冒烟的猎枪，扭过头，面无表情地对身边的病理学家说。)

　　D:Good to see if that was a duck，will you?

　　去看看那是不是一只野鸭，可以吗?