英语笑话带翻译
英语笑话带翻译
冷笑话的主要应用群体是熟悉网络的平民、青年、学生、白领等,他们具备熟练的网络技能、很强的接受新事物的能力以及开拓创新的精神。学习啦小编整理了短一些英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
短一些英文笑话篇一
a very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。
"from your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
胖子说：“看你的样子，可能有过饥荒。”
"yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
“是的，”瘦子回答说，“看你的样子，饥荒可能是你造成的。”
短一些英文笑话篇二
two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. the owner marched over and told them, "you can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
两个律师走进一个餐厅，要了两杯饮料，从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来警告说，“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”
the attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
两个律师对看了一眼，耸耸肩，然后交换了手中的三明治。
短一些英文笑话篇三
"professor, i did the best i could on this test. i really don't think i deserve a zero."
学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”
"neither do i. but that's the lowest grade i'm allowed to give."
老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”
短一些英文笑话篇四
when a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "i remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being i've forgotten it . what can that mean?"
一名学生在班上没有做出老师的教学题，他感到很遗憾，对老师解释说：“我记得昨天夜里做梦对这道题解对了，但现在一时想不起来了。这说明什么?”
"it means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.
“这说明你做梦的时候比你醒着的时候更聪明”。老师解释说。
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