英语笑话大全短篇
英语笑话大全短篇
我国喜剧艺术源远流长,丰富多彩,笑话便是绽放在喜剧艺苑中的一朵奇葩。学习啦小编整理了英语笑话短文，欢迎阅读!
英语笑话短文篇一
a much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时，
"doctor, i don't know what to do. i accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
他满面愁容的说：“医生，怎么办?我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油!”
"oh, don't worry! all you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
医生回答他說：“喔..没关系啦!记得这几天不要抽烟!”
英语笑话短文篇二
visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?
游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康?
local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.
乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。
visitor: what was the matter with you?
游客：你怎么了?
local yokel: nothing---i was born here.
乡下佬：没什么——我就出生在这个地方。
英语笑话短文篇三
after his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: horse saddle and bridle for .
无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号，读起来成这样了，50元卖马，马鞍和马缰绳。
inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:horse, saddle and bridle for .
一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。
immediately someone responded to the ad, that's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, what's wrong with your horse?
马上就有人询问这则广告。这马的价格真是太便宜了，询问者说，马有什么毛病吗?
well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.
哦，它是死的，安排这条误入的广告的人回答道。
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