英语笑话带翻译
笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。小编精心收集了短一些的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
短一些的英语笑话篇1
the warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on visitor’s day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor george always sat alone in his cell.
典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情，因为每逢周末的探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访，但是可怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。
so one visitor’s day, the warden called george to his office and said, "i notice you’ve never had any visitors, george." sympathetic, he put his hand on george’s shoulder. "tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?"
因此在一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说：“乔治，我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。”他满怀同情地把手放在乔治的肩膀上：“告诉我，你没有任何朋友或家人吗?”
george replied, "oh, sure i do, warden. it’s just that they’re all in here!"
乔治回答：“喔!当然有，典狱长，只不过他们全都在这里面!”
短一些的英语笑话篇2
when a very miserly(吝啬的) man nicknamed the "stingy ghost" died and went to hell, the yama king reproached(责斥) him, saying, "you stingy ghost! when you were alive, you clung hard to everything and wouldn't give to anyone. even when you saw others in poverty and misery, you refused to offer them help. also, you didn't take good care of your parents, relatives or friends and let them suffer and starve. for your evil karma(因果报应) , you'll be dumped into a pot of boiling oil."
有一个人很吝啬，叫吝啬鬼，他死了以后下地狱，阎罗王骂他说：“你这个吝啬鬼，在尘间的时候什么东西都抓很紧不放，什么人都不给，看到贫穷、痛苦的人也不帮助，父母、亲戚、朋友也没有照顾好，让他们都挨饿受苦，你这种凶恶的业障，应该被放入滚开的油锅里面。”
the ghost wardens then escorted the man to the pot of boiling oil, and when they arrived, he looked at the pot and said, "hey! wait a minute! there's so much oil in it. what a waste! please drain out the oil, sell it and give me the money. then, you can simply dump me in a pot of boiling water! there's no need for oil. you're using too much oil to cook one person anyway!"
鬼差就带他到滚得很热、很烫的油锅那边，吝啬鬼一看就说：“喔，等一下、慢一下!油那么多，怎么那么浪费呢?你们先把这些油倒出来，卖出去后把钱给我，然后丢我在热烫的水里就可以了!何必用油，而且还用那么多油!”
短一些的英语笑话篇3
a patient said to his doctor, "doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."
病人跟医生说：“医生，请给我一些可以振奋、刺激、充满斗志的药。”
so the doctor said, "don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."
医生说：“别担心，这个拿去，看到这张帐单以后，你要的这些就都会有了。”
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