英语短笑话带翻译
英语短笑话带翻译
笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。学习啦小编整理了英语短笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
英语短笑话带翻译篇一
An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：“你犯了什么罪?”
The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."
犯人说：“因为我在新年时，太早去采购了。”
The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"
法官说：“这不是罪呀!可能是弄错吧?那你多早去采购呢?”
He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."
他说：“商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。”
英语短笑话带翻译篇二
A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “0 dollars!”
有个人打电话给律师，问道：“你回答三个问题的收费是多少钱?律师回答说：「四百美元。”
And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”
这个人说：“这要不少钱，不是吗?”
The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”
律师回答说：“我想是吧!你的第三个问题是什么?”
英语短笑话带翻译篇三
there was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "oh! i heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "yes, yes, we are, we are." and then the friend said, "but i thought you just hired one a few weeks ago."
晚宴上，有位银行家坐在那儿，他的朋友问他：“我听说你们银行在找一位出纳，是吗?”银行家回答：“是的，我们是在找。”朋友说：“不过你们几个礼拜以前不是已经请到一个人了吗?”
so the banker replied, "yes, yes, indeed, we did. that's the one we're looking for now."
银行家说：“我们确实是雇用了一个人，而我们现在就是在找这个人。”
so the friend said, "can you describe him? what does he look like?" and the banker replied, "well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."
那个友人说：“你说说看他长什么样子?”银行家回答：“他是五尺(无耻)之士，身长(藏)十万。”
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