英语笑话大全
英语笑话大全
笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。学习啦小编整理了爆笑英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
爆笑英语笑话篇一
doctor: ′i can do nothing for your complaint. it is hereditary.′
医生：对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。
patient: ′then send the bill to my father, please.′
病人：那请你把账单给我父亲吧。
爆笑英语笑话篇二
the soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. one day, the general announced: "my men, i have some good news and some bad news for you. which one would you like first?"
士兵们连续的行军，作战，他们又累又热又脏。一天，将军宣布：“士兵们，我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢?”
"the good news!" they all shouted.
“好消息!”他们嚷道。
"ok," said the general. "the good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing."
“好吧，”将军说，“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服。”
"hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
“乌拉!”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。
"and now for the bad news. jack, you will change with john. john, you will change with tom. tom, you will change with robert. robert ...
“现在呢，该是坏消息了。杰克，你将和约翰换衣服，约翰，你和汤姆换，汤姆，你和罗伯特换，罗伯特……
爆笑英语笑话篇三
in a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees,
销售公司的老板对一位员工训话：
"the main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! that's the key! if you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. repeat it; cram it down people's throats. even make yourself sickening and repulsive if you have to, but don't everforget to repeat, repeat, repeat. it's the only way to get results and sell our products!"
“重要的是要记得重复、重复、重复!‘不断重复’是重要关键!推销产品时，要用尽各种方法对客户不断反复地游说，对他们进行疲劳轰炸。情况需
要的话，即使让对方对你厌恶、反感也在所不惜。就是不要忘记‘重复再重复!’这是得到业绩、销售产品的不二法门!”
so, the employee said, "yes, sir!"
员工回答：“老板，了解了!”
then the boss said, "now, what was it you came to see me about?"
老板又说：“好，现在说说看你们来找我有什么事?”
and the employee replied, "well, sir, it's about a raise, a raise, a raise!"
员工回答：“老板，我要加薪!加薪!加薪!”
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