一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她看了看钱包，说：“嗯，这么有趣，我丢的时候里面是一张20美元，现在成了20张一美元。”

　　The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward."

　　“没错，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我捡到钱包时，那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我。”

　　短一点的英语笑话篇2

　　A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

　　一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”

　　However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

　　然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”

　　短一点的英语笑话篇3

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who wassleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped theother dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so hesaid in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。

　　短一点的英语笑话篇4

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you are wasting time?

　　父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?

　　短一点的英语笑话篇5

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　“购物袋在哪?”

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　
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