小学生英语笑话
笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。学习啦小编整理了小学生简单英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
小学生简单英语笑话篇一
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。
He takes his first sip and sets it down.
他喝了一口放下。
While he is looking around the bar,
当他环视酒吧时，
a monkey swings down
发现一只猴子荡下来，
and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.
该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。
The barman replies the piano player.
服务员回答说是钢琴手的。
The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."
男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”
The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”
小学生简单英语笑话篇二
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,
个女学生坐在座位上，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里
and was busily chewing gum,
嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，
when the teacher espied her.
被老师发现了
"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.
“玛丽!”老师严厉地叫她。
"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,
“什么事，老师?”这女学生问。
"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”
小学生简单英语笑话篇三
Ivan came home with a bloody nose
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。
and his mother asked, "What happened?"
他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“
一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。
"I have his ear in my pocket."
“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
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