英文笑话带翻译
英文笑话带翻译
笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编精心收集了英文笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!
英文笑话带翻译篇1
Silly Doctor
蠢医生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的医生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的医生开了一些药丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也没什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."
“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”
英文笑话带翻译篇2
Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.
三名医生藏身在观察野鸭的隐蔽处，有一只鸟从头上飞过。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭医生看着他说：
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起来像-只鸭子，飞起来像一只鸭子……它可能是一只鸭子”。
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
就对着它射击，但是没射中，这只鸟飞走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二只鸟从头上飞过。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理学家看着它，然后仔细翻翻阅好几页的野鸟手册说
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……绿色的翅膀，黄色的鸟嘴，嘎嘎的叫声……可能是一只鸭子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他举起他的枪来射它，但是这兵鸟飞一了好远。
A third bird flies over .
第三只鸟从头上飞过。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,
外科医生举起他的松，看都不看就射击，把鸟击落后就转向病理学家说：
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一只鸭子。”
英文笑话带翻译篇3
Two accountants are in a bank ,
当武装捻匪突然冲进银行的时候。
when armed robbers burst in.
正好有两名会计人员在里面。
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,
正当几个抢匪向出纳员取钱的时候，
others line the customers,
其他的抢匪就把顾客们，
including the accountants,
包括这两名会计人员在内，
up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.
靠着墙壁排成一线开始夺取他们身上的皮夹子和手表等物品。
While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two'shand.
当这件抢案正在发生的时候，一号会计人员把纂样东西塞迸二号会计火员的手里面。
Without looking down,a
没有向下看，
ccountant two whispers,
二号会计人员就轻声地说：
"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,
“这是什么东西呀?”
"It 's that I owe you."
一号会计人员回答说：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”
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