英语小笑话小学
英语小笑话小学
笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体。笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中不时地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的英语知识。学习啦小编整理了小学英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
小学英语小笑话篇一
Getting into His Work
专注于工作
The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invitedher to his private quarters to discuss her confession.
一位神父非常关切教区内一位年轻美丽的教友幸福，因此便邀她到他私人住处讨论她的忏悔。
"Now, let me get this straight," said the priest. "This young man you went out with did he puthis arm around your shoulder like this?"
“现在让我把事情搞清楚，”神父说道，“这个年轻人跟你出去他是不是像这样把他的手臂绕在你的肩膀?”
"Yes, Father, and worse. "
“是的，神父，还有更糟的事情呢。”
"And did he put his hand on your thigh like this?"
“他也像这样把手放在你的大腿上吗?"
"Yes, Father, and worse. "
“是的，神父，还有更坏的呢。”
By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused. He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her avigorous humping. "And did he do this?" he inquired.
此时神父已被刺激得兴奋莫名，他撩起女孩的裙子，元气充沛地和她做起爱来，“他也这样做吗?"神父问道。
"Yes, Father, and worse, "
“是的，神父，还有更糟的呢!”
“ But what could be worse than what Ijust did?"
“有什么还比我刚刚所做的更糟呢?"
"I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap."
“恐怕，神父，他把淋病传染给我了。”
小学英语小笑话篇二
No Fooling!
不要瞎混!
"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "
“请对我温柔一些，亲爱的!”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。”
"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise.
“你是个处女?”她丈夫吃惊地叫道，
"But you've been married three times. "
“可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。”
"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;
“没错，亲爱的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家，他只想看我的身体。
my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;
我的第二任丈夫从事广告业，而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。
and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. "
我的第三任丈夫是位律师，他总是说：“下星期我就回来看你。”
小学英语小笑话篇三
A Lesson in Philosophy
哲学课一则
Why worry?
何必忧虑呢?
Really, you have only two things:to worry about-either you are sick or you are well.
真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是身体健康。
If you are well, you have nothing to worry about.
如果你身体健康，那么就没什么好担心的。
and if you are sick, you have only two things to worry about-either you get well or you die.
如果生病的话，只要担忧两件事，你不是康复就是死亡。
If you get well, you have nothing to worry about.
如果你康复的话，什么也不必担心。
and if you die, you have only two things to worry about-either you go to heaven or you go to hell.
如果不幸死亡的话，你只要担心两件事，你不是上天堂就是下地狱。
If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about.
如果上天堂，什么也不需要你担忧。
and if you go to hell,you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry !
要是下地狱的话，你会忙着和老朋友握手寒暄，连担忧事情的时间都没有!
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