英语小笑话大全
笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。学习啦小编整理了爆笑英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
爆笑英语笑话篇一
Wait till Next Year
等明年再说
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。
"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.
“亲爱的，你听过这则新闻吗?”她问道。
"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.
“似乎是一个男的为了看马刺队的比赛，用他太太跟人换了球季的门票。
You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"
你不会那么做吧，亲爱的?”
"No way," answered the husband.
“我才不会那么傻呢!”先生答道。
"The season's almost half over."
“今年球季几乎都过了一大半了."
爆笑英语笑话篇二
A Touching Farewell
一个感人的告别
Two old friends were out golfing.
两个老朋友出外打高尔夫球。
As they were preparing to tee off near a road,
当他们在一处路旁准备开球时，
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heartuntil the line of cars had passed.
一列出殡送葬车队恰巧经过那里，其中一位朋友脱去帽子放在胸前，直到车队通过后才戴上帽子。
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
“你这样做实在很有礼貌，”他的同伴说道。
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
“喔，那只不过是我最起码所能做的事了。
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "
毕竟，到下星期二我们结婚就满三十年了。
爆笑英语笑话篇三
A Half-price Ticket
半价票
"How much is the movie ticket?"
“电影票多少钱一张?”
"Ten dollars, kid."
“10美元，孩子。”
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5美元。请让我进去吧，我只用一只眼睛看。”
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