小学英语笑话大全
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小学爆笑英文笑话篇1
We're in the Same Boat
同病相怜
The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.
一位年轻人因为他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。
His friends would often invite him to dance parties,
他的朋友常会邀请他参加舞会，
but he could never work up the courage to ask a girl to dance.
但他从没能鼓起勇气邀请女孩子跳舞。
But then, one evening, he spotted a girl With a wooden leg sitting sadly by herself.
有一晚，他却不经意看见一位装了一只木制义肢的女孩独自伤心地坐在角落。
Apprehensively, he walked up to her and asked,
他很谨慎地走向她问道：
"Would you like to dance?"
“你要不要跳舞呀?”
"Would I? ! " she exclaimed.
“我要不要? ”她惊叫。
"Oh, yeah? Well, you've got a wooden leg!"
“哦，怎么了?你有一只木制的义肢(而我有一只木制的假眼，咱们应是天生的一对嘛!)。”
小学爆笑英文笑话篇2
It's the Law
这是个法律问题
A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting Americanabout British law.
一位身材修长，举止文雅，穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释英国法律。
"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable byexecution.
“你知道吗?在英国，同性恋从前被认为是罪大恶极，可判处极刑，
Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,
一百年前，被减为行为失检之轻微罪刑。
and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether...
大约五十年前则完全不触犯刑法……。
Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "
不过就我个人而言，非要等到法令强制大家都得同性恋时，我才会开心。”
小学爆笑英文笑话篇3
A Proud Father
骄傲的老爸
The concerned father was puzzled because his son's grades had been dropping steadily whilehe was at college,
一位关心儿子的老爸对于念大学的儿子成绩每况愈下一直想不懂，
so he called the dean to find out what was wrong.
因此他拜访了学院的院长，想了解究竟问题在哪里。
"Well, sir," replied the dean, who always tried to be diplomatic,
说话总是讲求圆滑的院长回答说：
"I've got some good news and some bad news.
“先生，我有好消息和坏消息要告诉你。
The bad news is that your son's become the most flagrant homosexual on campus,
坏消息是令郎乃是闻名校内的同性恋者，
and spends all his time chasing after the lads on the football and basketball teams. "
他成天只知道追求足球队和篮球队的男孩子。
"My God, that's horrible!"
“我的老天爷，太可怕了!”
"But the good news is he's just been elected Queen of the Homecoming Parade ! "
“但好消息是他刚被选为欢迎球队返校游行的皇后!”
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