英语笑话大全
英语笑话大全
前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。学习啦小编整理了爆笑英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇一
Wife's Begging
妻子的祈求
Two men were talking at the break-room.
两位男士正在休息室淡论着。
One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.
一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。
"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."
他说：“最后，我迫使她跪下来求我。”
"What did she say?" asked the coworker.
“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。
"She told me to come out from under the bed."
“她求我快点从床下爬出来。”
爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇二
Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。
Wake up, son.
起来，儿子。
It's time to go to school.
去学校的时间到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是为什么?我不想去学校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老师都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!这不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
来吧，你必须去学校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52岁了，应该明白自己的责任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是学校的校长。
爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇三
Three Drunkards
三个醉汉
Two drunkards are walking along.
两个醉汉正在走着。
One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”
其中一个对另一个说，“多么美丽的夜晚呀，看那月亮。”
The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend.
另一个醉汉停下来，看着他喝醉的朋友说，
"You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
“你错了，那不是月亮，是太阳。”
Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunkard, so they stopped him.
他俩开始争论起来，过了一会儿，他们碰到了另一个醉汉，他们拦住他。
"Sir, could you please help settle our argument?
“先生，您能不能帮我们解决我们争论的问题?
Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining.
请告诉我们天上发光的是什么，
Is it the moon or the sun?"
是月亮还是人阳?”
The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said,
第三个醉汉看了看天空，然后看了看他们，说，
"Sorry, I don't live around here."
“对下起，我不住这儿。”
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