幽默英语笑话6篇

　　笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是学习啦小编整理的幽默英语笑话6篇，欢迎大家阅读!

　　幽默英语笑话一：The other two don’t exist!

　　另外两者并不存在

　　On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while

　　riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened

　　the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do

　　you think picked it up?

　　Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two

　　don’t exist!

　　圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起?

　　答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。

　　幽默英语笑话二：The thief and the judge

　　法官与小偷

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。

　　“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。

　　“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”

　　在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。

　　幽默英语笑话三：Jesus's Telly

　　耶稣的电视机

　　A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a

　　crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval.

　　The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

　　"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

　　"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

　　圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。

　　他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。

　　“可是那个角落里是什么?”妈妈问。

　　“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。

　　幽默英语笑话四：父亲在哪?

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

　　“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”

　　哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

　　幽默英语笑话五：两块蛋糕

　　Two Pieces of Cake

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　　两块蛋糕

　　汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

　　妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

　　幽默英语笑话六：I do not recognize you

　　Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab1, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers(钳子) folder2, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs3!

　　Catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see a tiger in Shou Network spiders, tiger angry at Spider: Good you a crab! Do you think you posted on the Web and I do not recognize you!

　　一天老虎在沙滩散步，见到一只螃蟹，就走过去想看个究竟，突然被螃蟹的钳子夹了一下，螃蟹拔腿就往树丛里跑。老虎痛得跳起来了，紧接着就追螃蟹!

　　追到树丛就不见螃蟹了，这时老虎看见一只守在大网中的蜘蛛，老虎对着蜘蛛发火了：好你个螃蟹!你以为你上了网我就不认得你了!