英语笑话大全爆笑
英语笑话大全爆笑
笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。学习啦小编整理了爆笑英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
爆笑英语笑话篇一
A Half
一半
Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to.
医生，最近我的听力只有我应该听到的一半。
I don't understand that, but let's try a small test.
我不太明白，但是让我们做个小测试。
Say after me: eighty-eight.
跟我说:88。
Forty-four.
44。
爆笑英语笑话篇二
Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。
Wake up, son.
起来，儿子。
It's time to go to school.
去学校的时间到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是为什么?我不想去学校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老师都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!这不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
来吧，你必须去学校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52岁了，应该明白自己的责任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是学校的校长。
爆笑英语笑话篇三
Wife's Begging
妻子的祈求
Two men were talking at the break-room.
两位男士正在休息室淡论着。
One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.
一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。
"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."
他说：“最后，我迫使她跪下来求我。”
"What did she say?" asked the coworker.
“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。
"She told me to come out from under the bed."
“她求我快点从床下爬出来。”
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