最搞笑的英文笑话
近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。学习啦小编整理了最搞笑的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
最搞笑的英文笑话篇一
Aren't Kidss Wonderful?
小孩子实在了不起!
Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.
妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。
Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"
小强尼一如往常问东问西，“妈咪，什么是紧急煞车?"
“Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"
“为什么那位警察叔叔要看我们的车票?"
"Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.
“为什么身体不能伸出窗外?"等等诸如此类问题。
His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.
妈妈实在忍不住要发脾气了。
Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"
最后小强尼又问：“妈咪，刚刚火车停靠的是哪一站?”
"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read."
“我不知道，强尼，你可不可以不要烦我，我正在看书呢!”
A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what stationthat was, cause that's where Little Ronny got off."
一阵安静后，强尼说：“真糟糕，你竟然不知道罗尼下车的哪个车站。"
最搞笑的英文笑话篇二
Can't You Be Little More Supportive?
你能不能多支持我一点?
The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically,
一位年轻的政客打电话给他母亲，高兴地说道：
"Hey, Mom, I just won the election! "
“嘿，妈，我刚赢得这次的选举呢!”
"Honestly, dear?" exclaimed his mother.
“你没在骗我吧，亲爱的?”他的妈妈惊叫。
" Aw, Jeez, Mom, do you have to bring up something like that at a time like this?"
“喔，妈!在这种时刻你还要提出像这样的问题吗?(你这时还不相信我吗/你还以为我是政客的虚假作风吗?)不相信我吗?”
最搞笑的英文笑话篇三
The Perfect Solution
完美解决之道
President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.
史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。
Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:
忽然间他心中突发奇想，
"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "
“我想由窗口扔一张五十元美钞下去，让某个人高兴一下。”
"Mr.President,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"
“总统先生，您为什么不丢五张十元的钞票让五个人高兴呢?”
suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.
著名的国务卿建议道。
“Golly,Mr.President, why don't you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"
副总统派翠基接着说：“啊，总统先生，您为什么不丢五十张一元钞票，好让五十个人高兴呢?”
The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window andmake everybody happy?"
这时飞机驾驶员转身说道：“为什么你不把自己丢出窗外，好让每个人都高兴呢?”
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