英语笑话带翻译爆笑
笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。学习啦小编整理了爆笑英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
爆笑英语笑话带翻译：Two Hunters
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. Heshowed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soontook out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.
The operator said calmly, "First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then theoperator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunterasking, "What should I do next?"
【中文译文】
两个猎人
两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。 另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。 接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办?”
爆笑英语笑话带翻译：Bring Me the Winner
—Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
—I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
—Well, bring me the winner then.
【中文译文】
给我那个打赢的吧
——服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。
——对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
——哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
爆笑英语笑话带翻译：He Can’t Read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.
【中文译文】
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把心爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人：那你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。
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