搞笑的英文笑话大全
冷笑话是近几年新兴的一种语言现象,它轻松诙谐、别具一格,给我们紧张的生活增添了几分轻松的情趣,它一出现便受到了大多数人的喜爱。小编精心收集了搞笑的英文笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
搞笑的英文笑话篇1
for months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed an allergy to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. i held my hands up and said, "well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."
几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物，我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。”
later that evening i opened my present with enthusiasm. "happy birthday," he said, as i unwrapped(打开) a new pair of gardening glove.
那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物，“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。
搞笑的英文笑话篇2
会说话的钟
while proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den(私室，贼窝) . what is the big brass gong(锣) and hammer for? one of his friends asked. that is the talking clock, the man replied. how's it work?
一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?他的一个朋友问他。那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟，学生回答。这钟怎么工作的，他的朋友问。
watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, knock it off, you idiot! it's two o'clock in the morning!
看着，别眨眼了，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，别敲了，你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!
搞笑的英文笑话篇3
a person with six children or a person with million, who is better satisfied? why?
一个有六个孩子的人和一个有600万美元的人，谁更满足?为什么?
the person with six children of course. because the one with million wants more.
当然是有六个孩子的那个，因为有600万美元那个还想要得更多。
搞笑的英文笑话篇4
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。
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