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有关于英语小笑话带翻译篇一
"Daddy 、may I go out?" Asked Basil.
巴兹尔问他的父亲:“爸爸，我能出去玩吗，”
"No, it’s raining,”answered daddy."You would catch cold."
“不行，外面现在下雨呢，你出去会着凉的‘’他的父亲答道。
"But daddy，I want to go out in the rain.”
“可是，爸爸，我想出去淋雨。”
"Here is a hook I’ve bought you，” replied the worried father hastily. "Now sit still and read it.” basil took the book obediently. But after the first sentence he asked again:
着急的父亲赶忙说:“这是我给你买的一本书，你现在乖乖的坐下来看书吧。”
"Daddy，it says here: a man is known by the company he keeps. Is that true? Because if a good man keeps company with a bad man，is the good man bad because he keeps company with the bad man，or is the had man good because he keeps company with the good man，or do they each change，and if the. . .”
巴兹尔顺从地拿着书，可刚刚看了一句话就又开口问了起来:“爸爸，书里面说:看一个人所结交的朋友可以看出这个人的为人。这是真的吗?那么，如果一个好人和一个坏人接触，这个好人会不会也变成了坏人呢;或者因为坏人结交了好人从而也变成好人呢;或者他们两个人都变了，好人变成了坏人，坏人反而变成了好人。还有，如果……”
"Basil,” said his father, "you may go out in the rain.”
“巴兹尔，”父亲说，“你现在可以出去淋雨了。”
有关于英语小笑话带翻译篇二
Joe was going into his usual bar before lunch when he saw a poorly dressed man fishing in a small pool of rain-water about five centimeters deep outside it. Joe stopped and watched the man for a few minutes. He saw that most of tire people who passed by him believed he must be rather mad.
在午饭以前，乔正要去他经常光顾的酒吧，这时，他看见一个衣衫槛褛的人正在酒吧外五厘米深的雨水坑边垂钓。乔停了下来，盯着那个人看了几分钟。他注意到大多数路人都认为那个人精神不正常。
Joe pitied the man，so after a few minutes he went up to him and said kindly，“Hello, would you like to come into the bar and have a drink with me?”
乔可怜那个人，于是几分钟后他走上前去，友好地对他说:“你好，你愿意跟我一块儿到酒吧喝杯酒吗?”
The fisherman was delighted to accept his offer, and the two men went into the bar together. Joe bought the fisherman a few drinks，and finally said to him. "You’ve been fishing outside here，haven’t you? How many did you manage to catch this morning，if I may ask?”
那个垂钓者愉快地接收了他的邀请，于是两个人一同走进酒吧。乔给那个人叫了几杯酒，最后对他说:“你刚才在外面钓鱼，是不是?如果你不介意的话，我能问一下今天早上你钓了几条了?”
"You’ve been the eighth，” the fisherman answered merrily.
“你是第八条，”那个垂钓者开心地说道。
有关于英语小笑话带翻译篇三
A math teacher had been teaching his class all about fractions for the past week，and now he wanted to find out how much they had been able to remember, so he asked one of the boys in the class, "if I cut a piece of meat into two pieces, what would I get?"
有位数学老师上个星期教授的全是有关分数的问题。现在，他想知道学生能记得多少，所以他就问班上的一个男生:“假如我把一块肉切成两半，结果是多少?”
"Halves,"answered the student at once.
学生立刻回答:“两个二分之一片。”
"Good,"said the teacher, "Robert，if 1 cut each piece in half again?"
老师说:“很好，如果我把每一片再切成两片呢?”
"Fourths," answered Robert.
下一个学生说:“四个四分之一片。”
"Yes，”said the teacher, nodding to the next boy. "And again?"
老师往下问:“罗伯特，假如我再切一次呢?”
"Eighths.”
罗伯特回答:“八个八分之一片。”
“Yes，”said the teacher, nodding to the next boy. "And again`?"
老师一面说:“正确!”一面向另外一名同学点头，问道:“再切一次呢?”
"Sixteenths, sir, was the answer.”
回答是:“老师，十六个十六分之一片。”
"Good ,”said the teacher. "And 1more,，Lisa?"
老师说:“很好，再切一次呢，莉萨?”
"Thirty一seconds ,”answered Lisa after thinking for a few seconds.
莉萨想了一会儿说:“三十二个三十二分之一片。”
"Yes, that’s right. And again?" the teacher continued.
老师又继续说:“对了，再切一次呢?”
"Hamburger meat ,”answered the last student，who thought that all of these questions were becoming a little silly.
最后一个同学回答道:“那就变成肉馅了!”这个学生认为所有这些问题都有点可笑!
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