有关经典英语小笑话爆笑
有关经典英语小笑话爆笑
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有关爆笑经典英语小笑话：Good News and Bad News
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and
tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news
and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"
"The good news!" they all shouted.
"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving
a complete change of clothing."
"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you
will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....
好消息和坏消息
士兵们连续的行军，作战，他们又累又热又脏。一天，将军宣布：
“士兵们，我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢?”
“好消息!”他们嚷道。
“好吧，”将军说，“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身
衣服。”
“乌拉!”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。
“现在呢，该是坏消息了。杰克，你将和约翰换衣服，约翰，你和汤姆
换，汤姆，你和罗伯特换，罗伯特……”
有关爆笑经典英语小笑话：Help! Doctor!
Help! Doctor! Please come quickly!
"My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
急诊
“唉!医生!你赶快来!
我那个十岁的小孩刚刚吞下去一支笔!”
“喔!我马上过去，大概十分钟或二十分钟就会到了!”
“是，不过在.....在这个中间我该怎么办呢?”
“用别的笔嘛!”
有关爆笑经典英语小笑话：Do What You Can
Originally in English
In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the
prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"
So the judge replied, "Don't worry; just do what you can!"
尽力而为就好
在法庭上，法官宣判某个罪犯要服三十年徒刑。
犯人说：「不过庭上，我活不了那么久啊!」
法官说：「别担心!你尽力而为就好。」
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