三年级英语小笑话大全
笑话是化解人类矛盾的调和剂，是活跃和丰富人类生活的兴奋剂，是一种高雅的精神活动和绝美的行为方式。学习啦小编整理了三年级英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
三年级英语小笑话篇一
wake up
A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel. However, the husband was worriedabout to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note:"Please wake meup at 7:00am." The next morning, he was upset to wake up at 8:00. Then he saw a note at hisbedside:"Wake up you stupid! It's 7:20 now."
起床啦
一对夫妇吵架了，谁也不和对方说话。 第二天，丈夫因为一大早要去开会，所以希望太太早上能叫醒他。但是他又不愿意先说话，于是就拿了一张纸条给太太，上面写道：“明天早上七点叫我起床”第二天早上，丈夫起床的时候已经八点了，他又急又气，突然发现一张纸条放在床头上，上面写道：“死鬼!七点二十了。快起床。”
三年级英语小笑话篇二
roast pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to seea roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angryfat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roastedone on the table."
烤乳猪
一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”
三年级英语小笑话篇三
Grandson
A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:
"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."
Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have alot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."
The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"
The waiter replied with ease:"Nobody. Just your grandfather."
做孙子
一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷：
“喂，有什么好菜尽管端上来，钱多少我不在乎。”
服务员听了很不是滋味：“哥儿们，钱多顶个屁，你不照样得做别人的儿子，就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做!”
年青人勃然大怒：“谁敢占老子的便宜?你说，是谁不要命了，胆敢要老子做他的孙子?”
服务员慢条斯理地答道：“你爷爷!”
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