经典的英文小笑话大全
经典的英文小笑话大全
笑话是内容丰富并具有出乎意料结尾的幽默口头故事。笑话几乎涵盖人们生活的所有领域,其中包括政治笑话、经济笑话、家庭生活笑话、关于民族性格的笑话等。下面是学习啦小编精心收集的经典的英文小笑话，希望大家喜欢!
经典的英文小笑话篇一
Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says 'Experience' ?" Joe whispered.
两位流浪汉已到了穷困潦倒的境地，他们只好打破了常规，来到了招工办公室找工作。
"Try road labor or farm,"said Pete.
“在关于‘经历’这一栏里，我填写什么呢?”乔小声地问。
Joe grimaced and printed painstakingly, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth.”Pete,"he hissed,"how d'ya spell0 farm?"
“你写修路工或干农活吧!”彼特说。
With the superior attitude of an educated man，his friend replied,"E一I一E一I一0.”
乔满脸愁容地在那里吃力地写着，最后他把舌头伸出嘴角不好意思地问:“彼特，怎么拼农场这个字?”
带着一种似乎是受过教育的高傲态度，他的朋友回答说:"E一I一E一I一Oe"
经典的英文小笑话篇二
A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“The wheeler-dealer pointed out that he could sell the car to the politician for.
一位名人想送一辆汽车给一位政治家。"您知道我是不能接受这辆汽车的.”政治家反对道。“那会被认为是受埔。”那位身为汽车商的名人出了个主意说他可以以20元的价钱把
这辆车卖给这位政治家。
“In that case,"replied the elected official，"I'll take two of them..”
政治家答道:“如果是这样，那我买两辆吧。”
经典的英文小笑话篇三
My husband is generally not a very romantic person，so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd wedding anniversary he surprised me with 17 roses. Curious about the odd amount，I asked him if there was a special significance to buying 17 roses rather than the normal one or two dozen.
我丈夫可不是什么浪漫的人。所以，在结婚23周年纪念日那天，当他送给我17支玫瑰时我感到很惊奇。我对这17的数字感到很好奇，于是就这问我丈夫，不去买一打或两打玫瑰，而是买17支玫瑰是否暗示着什么意义。
" No,"he answered.“that was the minimum amount that could be charged."
“没什么特别的意义。”他答道:“再少人家就不卖了。”
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