关于英文笑话圣诞节精选
笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。小编精心收集了关于英文笑话圣诞节，供大家欣赏学习!
关于英文笑话圣诞节篇1
At the Christmas Party
'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.
一个小男孩跟小女孩说：“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?”
'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是谁吗?”
'No.' replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道。”
'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.
小女孩说：“我就是你口中所说的傻班主任的女儿。”
'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里惊恐地)问：“那你知道我是谁吗?”
'No,' she uttered.
小女孩说：“不知道。”
'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口气，说道“真是谢天谢地啊。”
关于英文笑话圣诞节篇2
At Grandma's 在奶奶家过圣诞节
- Written by Tab Nettleton
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
两个小男孩在奶奶家过平安夜，临睡前，两个小家伙跪在床边祷告，弟弟便扯开嗓子大喊出自己的愿望。
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
我希望收到一辆自行车...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
还有一部任天堂游戏机....
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
还有新的录像机
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他说道：“你干嘛祷告得这么大声，上帝又不是聋子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聋子，可是奶奶是啊”。
关于英文笑话圣诞节篇3
当然是圣诞老人啦
on christmas eve santa claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000nt bill lying on the floor. which one of them do you think picked it up?
answer: santa of course! why? because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起?
答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
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