有关英语笑话短文大全
有关英语笑话短文大全
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有关英语笑话短文：The New Teacher 新老师
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。
“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”
有关英语笑话短文：Lost Purse 丢失的钱包
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a bill in it. Now there are twenty class="main">
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The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她看了看钱包，说：“嗯，这么有趣，我丢的时候里面是一张20美元，现在成了20张一美元。”
“没错，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我捡到钱包时，那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我。”
有关英语笑话短文：Fish net 鱼网
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?”老师发问道。
“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。
有关英语笑话短文：A Rithmetic Lesson
A little boy bustled(喧闹，忙乱) into a grocery one day with a memorandum(便笺) in his hand.
″Hello, Mr. Smith,″He said, ″I want thirteen pounds of coffee at 33 cents.″
″Very good,″ said the grocer, and he noted down the sale.
″Anything else, Charlie?″
″Yes. Twenty-seven pounds of sugar at 9 cents.″
″The loaf? And whatelse?″
″Seven and a half pounds of bacon at 30 cents.″
″That will be a good brand. Goon.″
″Five pounds of tea at 90 cents, eleven and a half quarts of molasses at 8 cents a pint, two eight-pound hams at 31 cents, and five dozen jars of pickled walnuts(核桃) at 34 cents a jar.″
The grocer made out the bill.
″It's a big order,″ he said. ″Did your mother tell you to pay for it?″
″My mother,″ said the boy, as he pocketed the neat and accurate bill, ″has nothing to do with this business. It is my arithmetic(算术) lesson and I had to get it done somehow.″
一天，一个小男孩匆匆忙忙地走进了一家杂货店，手里拿着一张清单。
“史密斯先生，你好，”他说道：“3毛3分钱一磅的咖啡，请给我13磅。”
“好的，”杂货店老板马上把这笔生意记了下来。
“还要别的什么，查理?”
“要的。再要27磅糖，9分钱一磅的。”
“面包要不要?还要什么?”“7磅半咸肉，3毛钱一磅的。”
“这肉是名牌的呢，还有呢?”
“9毛钱一磅的茶叶，给我5磅，8分钱一品脱的糖浆要11夸脱半，3毛1分钱一磅的8磅的大火腿要两只，3毛4分钱一罐的腌核桃要5打。”
杂货店老板把账单算了出来。“你买了很多东西，”他说：“你妈妈叫你现在把钱付清吗?”
小男孩一面把那清楚准确的账单放进口袋，一面说：“这和我妈没关系，这是我自己的算术作业,我总得想办法把它做出来!”
有关英语笑话短文：Do Farts Have.......
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
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