有关四年级英语笑话阅读
有关四年级英语笑话阅读
笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。本文是有关四年级英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!
有关四年级英语笑话：走动的经济体
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend asks, "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
有关四年级英语笑话：全世界最傻的小孩The dumbest kid
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
有关四年级英语笑话：不是谈生意的好时机
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
注：float可以表示“(公司或企业)发行(股票)上市”。
有关四年级英语笑话：高昂的律师费Lawyer fee
A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is.
"I charge for three questions," the lawyer says.
"That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?" the guy asks.
"Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what’s your final question?"
有关四年级英语笑话：迟到Late for work
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should have been here at 8:30!"
He replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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