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　　关于英语笑话文章：Bad Cook

　　A man was trying to console his new wife, who was crying like crazy: "Darling, believe me, I never said you were a bad cook. I just pointed out the fact that our garbage disposal has developed an ulcer".

　　关于英语笑话文章：Under The Table

　　Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When hebent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

　　Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you 0."

　　After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

　　Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the 0, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

　　Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you 0?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me 0."

　　"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the 0 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust."

　　关于英语笑话文章：Suspicious Mother

　　Brian invited his mother over for dinner.

　　During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep

　　noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.

　　Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and

　　Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

　　Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.

　　Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be

　　thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

　　About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I

　　doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote:

　　"Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from

　　the house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

　　dinner. Love, Brian".

　　Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

　　"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie; I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains

　　that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

　　关于英语笑话文章：Australian Virgin

　　A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be avirgin. She meets an Australian whom she is convinced is a virgin & marries him.

　　On their honeymoon she says "I'm going to the bathroom & get ready. You get things ready out here."

　　When she comes out of the bathroom, he has pushed all the furniture out in the hall.

　　"Why did you do that?" she asked.

　　"Well love, I figured if women were anything like kangaroos we'd need all the room we can get"...