关于短篇英文笑话大全
关于短篇英文笑话大全
冷笑话是近几年新兴的一种语言现象,它轻松诙谐、别具一格,给我们紧张的生活增添了几分轻松的情趣,它一出现便受到了大多数人的喜爱。学习啦小编整理了关于短篇英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于短篇英文笑话：Knows Better 医生懂得多
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who wasstanding up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”
医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”
听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”
妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”
关于短篇英文笑话：Cat and Mice 猫和老鼠
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。
“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”
“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。
“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。
关于短篇英文笑话：Marry Him 嫁给他
Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered(浪费) when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother.
Marry him!
简很爱托尼，但是当他们一起出去的时候，托尼总是大手大脚地花钱，这使简感到很不安。我怎样才能不让托尼在我身上花那么多钱呢?她问自已的母亲。
嫁给他!
关于短篇英文笑话：I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得象位女士
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, adignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, heplowed through the crowed.
You there! challenged a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?
Listen, he said, I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.
一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。
他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。
你干嘛?有人尖声叫道，你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?
听着，他说，我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。
关于短篇英文笑话：An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw myovercoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.
邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗?
丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。
邻居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音?
丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。
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