关于经典英语笑话短文阅读

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　　笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。在社会文化中,笑话一直都具有无法替代的特殊意义。本文是关于经典英语笑话短文，希望对大家有帮助!

　　关于经典英语笑话短文：New Job

　　A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamsbloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.

　　After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"

　　"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.

　　"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.

　　"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse."

　　关于经典英语笑话短文：Bad Stomach

　　A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two

　　suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.

　　So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls

　　his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.

　　Suddenly the man screams in disgust.

　　"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"

　　"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."

　　关于经典英语笑话短文：A Fishing Lure

　　A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.

　　Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.

　　After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on histhighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

　　"Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped.

　　With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

　　"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

　　"Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."