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简单的短篇英语笑话：Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?"
The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are."
The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, 'Yo is what yo is.'"
简单的短篇英语笑话：Logic
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL-LEEE!!"
"And since you own a house, and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictatesthat you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thang I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're a queer, ain't ya?"
简单的短篇英语笑话：Devoar's!
A redneck walks into a lawyers office and says, "I wants me a devoars!"
The attorney says, "Do you have gounds?"
"I gots 20 acres uh' the best bottom land in Alabamma."
"No I meant to ask do you have a good case?" replys the attorney.
"Yep, I rekkun so. I traded by International Harvester for it 'bout three four yar 'go.
The attorney says, "Well nevermind that. Does she beat you up?"
"Nawh, hell no! She don't roll outta bed til roun 8 9 o'clock and I'm up with the chickens 4:30 5:00 'ary mornin."
"Is she a whinner?"
"Nawh, we boaf hadta quit drinkin back in June cause the police said they'd lock boaf us up 'we didn't.
"Is she a nagger?"
"Nawh, but that nagger baby she just had show is and that's why I wants me a devoars."
简单的短篇英语笑话：House trailer
What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody is fixin' to lose them a house trailer.
简单的短篇英语笑话：Brother and sister
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple gets a divorce they're still brother and sister.
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