初一英语笑话故事大全
笑话由于其滑稽可笑的特点而为人们长久以来所喜爱。而人们对笑话的热衷与喜爱也促使人们在开怀捧腹的同时对笑话为何能够使人发笑这一问题进行思考。本文是初一英语笑话故事，希望对大家有帮助!
初一英语笑话故事篇一
Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild.
Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors,
he tells them to collect firewood,
then he goes off and calls the National Weather Service.
印地安人问他们的新酋长，这个冬天是冷还是温暖。这位年轻的酋长从没学过祖先那些本领，
他只好吩咐他们去捡木柴，然后自己走到一边去给国家气象局打电话。
"Will the winter be bad?" he asks.
“今年冬天会不会很冷?”他问。
"Looks like it," is the answer.
“看上去是这样的。”他得到这样的回答。
So the chief tells his people to gather more firewood. A week later, he calls again.
于是酋长要求大家收集更多的木柴。一个星期后，他又打电话给国家气象局。
"Are you positive the winter will be very cold?"
“你确信今年冬天会很冷?”
"Absolutely."
“毫无疑问。”
The chief tells his people to gather even more firewood,
then calls the Weather Service again: "Are you sure?"
酋长随即要求族人捡更多的木柴，然后再次给国家气象局打电话：
“你肯定吗?”
"I'm telling you, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."
“我告诉你，那将是有史以来最寒冷的冬天。”
"How do you know?"
“你怎么知道?”
"Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"
“因为印第安人正发疯似地捡木柴!”
初一英语笑话故事篇二
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy,
it took her a long time to pick on one。
Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid
that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her:
"An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"
To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said:
"I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off.
Show me some more hats!"
一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。
已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：“你做了极好的选择
，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!”
但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说：
“我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。
多拿一些帽子给我看看!”
初一英语笑话故事篇三
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's
building started waving hello everyday.
Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he.
One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again.
When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said.
"Would you like to meet her?"
翻译《约会》
在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋，
那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。
汤姆有些受宠若惊，因为这位小姐看上去至少比他年轻15岁。
一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。
于是汤姆走了过去。她问道，“您现在是单身吗?”
“对，是单身，”汤姆满脸堆笑的说。 “我母亲也是，”
她说，“您愿不愿意见见她?”
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