关于圣诞节的英文笑话
圣诞节是西方最重要的节日,起源于对耶稣基督的纪念。下面是学习啦小编带来的关于圣诞节的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于圣诞节的英文笑话篇一
If you have not received my Christmas present, it has to be because of - your socks have a big hole! Bu Bu it fast! !
中文：如果你今天没收到我的圣诞礼物，那一定是因为--你的袜子有个大洞! 快补补吧!!
关于圣诞节的英文笑话篇二
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
关于圣诞节的英文笑话篇三
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
关于圣诞节的英文笑话篇四
Bring me the winner (给我那个打赢的吧)
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
关于圣诞节的英文笑话篇五
My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the Mass to start, he turned to her and asked, "What time does Jesus get here?"
我妻子第一次带我们三岁大的孩子去教堂。在弥撒曲开始前我们等了很久，孩子等的不耐烦了，转向妈妈问：“耶稣什么时候来这里?”
关于圣诞节的英文笑话篇六
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么?
Merry Christmas to ewe(发音同you)!
母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐)
关于圣诞节的英文笑话篇七
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
为什么圣诞节都要吃大餐?
So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
因为你就可以说“吃得快乐”
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