看英文笑话学英语大全
看英文笑话学英语大全
冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。冷笑话不同于一般笑话,它以其独特的制笑机制,能瞬间创造出一种特殊的氛围。下面是学习啦小编带来的看英文笑话学英语，欢迎阅读!
看英文笑话学英语篇一
遇上大麻烦的夜贼Burglar
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
中文翻译：
一个夜贼刚进入他准备洗劫的房子，他环顾四周，搜寻可偷的东西。突然，他听到了一个细小的声音：“我能看见你，上帝也能看见你。”
非常吃惊地，夜贼环视了一下房间。什么也没有，他继续他的行窃活动。
“我能看见你，上帝也能看见你。”
夜贼又被吓了一跳，他又环视了一下房间。最终，他发现在窗户附近的角落里，有个几乎被窗帘遮盖住的笼子，里面有只鹦鹉。它又一次说到：“我看见你了，上帝也能看见你。”
“那又怎样，”夜贼说到，“你只是只鹦鹉而已。”
鹦鹉回答说：“也许，但是，上帝是一只猎犬。”
看英文笑话学英语篇二
最后的坦诚 Dying Man
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
中文译文：
一个男人在临死之前向他的妻子倾诉说：“我死之前必须告诉你一些事情的真相。在我们的整个婚姻中，我一直都在欺骗你。在那些我告诉你我会工作到很晚的夜里，我是和其他女人在一起。而且还不止一个女人。我曾经和很多女人睡过觉。
他的妻子平静地看着他，说道：“你为什么没有想到是我给你下的毒药呢?”
看英文笑话学英语篇三
你的妻子掉出去了
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
中文翻译：
在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个农民靠边停车，说：“先生，你意识到你的妻子在几公里前从车上掉下去了吗?”农民回答说：“感谢上帝，我还以为我聋了呢!”
看英文笑话学英语篇四
A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
中文翻译：
一个传教士在买鹦鹉。
“你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。
“哦，绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主保证说。
“你看见它腿上的这些细绳了吗?当你拉动右面的这根，它会背诵天主经，当你拉动左面的那根，它会背诵赞美诗”
“太棒了!”传教士说，“但是如果我同时拉动两条绳子，会发生什么呢?”
“我会从树干上掉下去的，你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。
看英文笑话学英语篇五
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in theirpockets watching everybody else work."
"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"
"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
中文翻译：
皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。
“为什么领班会开除你?”朋友诧异地问。
“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”
“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走?”
“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”
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