短篇英语对话笑话大全
短篇英语对话笑话大全
笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。下面是学习啦小编带来的短篇英语对话笑话，欢迎阅读!
短篇英语对话笑话篇一
Psychological test 心理测试
A new firm arranged to employ a secretary. The manager decided1 to hold a psychological2test for choosing a good one.
Three girls had applied3 for the post. They should be examined by a psychologist.
The psychologist said to the first girl, "Now listen carefully. What do three and three make?" the girl quickly replied "Six", then the examiner told her to wait in the next room.
The second girl was asked the same question. She hesitated for a while, suspecting something was planned, then she said jokingly: "Well, it might be thirty-three." Then she was also told to wait in the next room.
The third girl was still asked the same question. She took her time and answered: "Might be thirty-three or six." The psychologist was well pleased and said to the manager: "The first girl gave the obvious answer. The second one suspected me of tricking her. The third one had it going both way. Now, which one would you have?"
一家新公司打算招聘一个秘书，经理决定做一次心理测试以便选用一个合适的人选。
有三个姑娘申请了这个工作，她们将由一位心理学家进行测试。
心理学家对第一个姑娘说：“现在你要仔细地听着，3加3等于多少?”姑娘迅速回答说：“等于6.”他就叫她到隔壁的房间里去等候。
他对第二个姑娘问了同样的问题。这个姑娘犹豫了一会儿，觉得这个问题有点古怪，就以开玩笑的口吻回答说：“哦，可以是33呀!”她也被叫到隔壁的房间去等候。
对第三个姑娘问的还是同样的问题。她从容不迫地回答说：“可以是33，也可以是6.”心理学家很满意，就对经理说：“第一个姑娘给出了一个显而易见的答案。第二个姑娘怀疑我在作弄她。第三个姑娘则认为两个数都是对的。现在你要选用哪一个?”
短篇英语对话笑话篇二
Unwelcome visitors 不受欢迎的访问者
A man said to his friend, "I'm bothered with time-wasting callers1." His friend said, "Why don't you try my plan to deal with them."
"What is it?" he asked. His friend said: "When the bell rings, I put on my hat and gloves before I open the door. If it proves to be someone I don't want to see, I simply say 'So sorry, I'm just going out!'"
He asked again: "If it's some one you want to see?" his friend replied: "Oh ,then I say: 'So fortunate, I've just come in.'"
有个人对他的朋友说：“一些来访问的人耗费时间搅得我很恼火呢。”朋友说：“为什么不试用我的办法对付这些人呢?”
“什么办法呀?”他问道。朋友说：“门铃响的时候，我戴上帽子和手套后再去开门。如果来的是我不想见的人，我就说‘真对不起，我正要出去。’”
他又问道：“如果是你想见的人呢?”朋友回答说：“哦，那我就说‘幸好我刚刚回来了。’”
短篇英语对话笑话篇三
Mr Brown and his Car 布朗先生和他的汽车
Mr.Brown lives in a small town, but then he gets a job in a big city and moves there with hiswife1 and his two children. On the first Sunday in their new home, Brown takes his new car out of the garage2 and washes it. A neighbor3 comes by. When he sees Brown's new car, the neighbor stops and looks at it for a minute. Then Brown turns and sees him.
The neighbor says, "That's a nice car. Is it yours?" "Sometimes." Brown answers.
The neighbor is surprised4. "Sometimes?" he says. "What do you mean?"
"Well," answers Brown slowly5, "When there is a party in the town, it belongs6 to my daughter, Jane. When there is a football game somewhere7, it belongs to my son, Joe. When I've washes it, and it is really nice and clean, then it belongs to my wife. And when it needsgas8, it's mine."
布朗先生居住在一个小城镇里，但后来在城里找到了工作并和他的妻子，两个孩子搬到了城里。在他搬到新家的第一个星期天，布朗先生把他的小汽车从车库里开出来进行冲洗。一位邻居经过。当他看见布朗先生洗车是，这位邻居停下来看了一会儿。接着布朗先生转过身看见了他。
邻居说：“这辆车真漂亮，是你的吗?”“有时候是。”布朗先生回答。
这位邻居很吃惊。“有时?”他说：“什么意思?”
“哦，”布朗先生慢慢地说：”当城镇有聚会时，它属于我的女儿——简。当哪里有足球赛是，就属于我的儿子——乔。当我洗刷好湖，车看起来确实干净漂亮，它就属于我妻子。当需要汽油时，它这时就属于我了。“
短篇英语对话笑话篇四
Congratulations 恭喜
"I'd like you to come right over," a man phoned an undertaker(承办人), " and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife."
"Your wife!" gasped1 the undertaker, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?"
"You don't understand," said the man, "You see I married again."
"Oh," said the undertaker, "Congratulations!"
一位男子给殡仪馆老板打电话：“我希望你能来我这里主持我可怜的妻子的葬礼。”
老板吃力地说：“你的妻子!我在两年前没有埋葬她吗?”
男子说：“你不知道，我又结婚了”
“噢”， 老板说，“恭喜恭喜!”
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