初中英语小笑话长一点
初中英语小笑话长一点
幽默与笑话是人们生活中的精神乐趣,是人们智慧与文化的结晶。下面是学习啦小编带来的初中英语小笑话长一点，欢迎阅读!
初中英语小笑话长一点篇一
真是恩爱的一对
How Sweet!
喔，真是恩爱的一对!
Two women friends were having tea.
两个女人正在喝茶，
Said one to the other,
其中一位对另一位说道：
"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "
“我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师，….。”
"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,
“哦，拜托别再向我提律师的事了，”那位刚死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，
I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "
“我在处理我先生遗留的房地产时遭遇到好多麻烦，有时候我真希望他没死就好了。
初中英语小笑话长一点篇二
别急慢慢来
Let's Not Be Hasty
别急慢慢来
Said the wife to the husband.
一位妻子对她先生说道：
"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.
“亲爱的，我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师，
This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."
这已经是戴维斯医生第三次开错药方，差点就要我的命!…
"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "
“喔，别这样吗!亲爱的，再给他一次机会试试看。”
初中英语小笑话长一点篇三
你在哪里遇到你太太呢
And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?
你在哪里遇到你太太呢?
Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.
两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。
After the barbers had finished,
理发师刮完他们的胡子后，
each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.
两人都被问到要不要在脸上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。
"No, no," answered the first man.
“不，不，”第一个先生说。
"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "
“我太太会以为我去过妓院。”
"Go ahead," said the other.
“我没关系，”另一个先生说道。
"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "
“我太太从没在妓院待过!”
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