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  小编说:夫妻之间也要有相处之道啊!

  The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.

  She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"

  He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”

  一对夫妻由于很多年都相处不融洽,所以丈夫想:“我要买一块墓地送给我妻子做生日礼物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年,妻子的生日又到了,但是他没有给她任何东西。

  妻子说:“为什么你不送给我生日礼物。”

  丈夫回答:“因为去年我送你的生日礼物你没有用。”

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